The Case of the Missing Nipples...
by Sunsinger

 

 

Joey peered over the young woman's shoulder. Frowning, he walked over to the corner and poked Seto. "She did it again."

"What?" Seto rubbed his eyes and rustled his Wall Street Journal.

"Nipples. Teats. Aureoles and peaks."

"Again?!"

Joey reached down and pulled up Seto's shirt. "See... no nipples."

Seto frowning, stroked one hand over Joey's shirt. "Yep..."

Standing up, he folded his paper into a perfect geometric rectangle. Silently, he walked over the young woman at the computer. "Madame Sunsinger?"

"WHAT?! Setty, I'm doing a sex scene for 13 in Gin no Umi."

~WHAP~!

"HEY!! Don't make me make you have blue balls."

Seto pointed to the nippleless chest of his lover. "You forgot the nipples again!"

 

 

The End

 

 

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